Sports Douche Of The Week: The Dallas Cowboys

Nothing says “we won’t tolerate violence against women in this league” like picking up a perpetrator of violence against women, and then working the spin cycle all over our faces. A mere six months ago, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said domestic violence was “intolerable”. To folks like you and me, we’d consider that a stance…

Selling Pizzas Full-Time Will Have To Wait- Manning To Return To Broncos For 2015

‘Better intangibles, better pedigree, Peyton Manning.’ There’s no online ordering platform, home delivery service or take-out menu for NFL teams to find successful quarterbacks, so the Denver Broncos are quite happy that Peyton Manning will be back in 2015, even though the legendary signal-caller is almost 39 years old. Peyton Manning informed Broncos team officials this…

It Was Actually A Good Play Call By Carroll And The Seahawks

Listen carefully, ‘great call, terrible execution.’ Pete Caroll’s Darrell Bevell’s Russell Wilson’s(oh, who the hell knows who’s decision this was) infamous call to throw the football from the 1 yard-line with less than 30 seconds left, down four to win Super Bowl XLIX- backfired.  The football was thrown by Wilson into a window where un-drafted rookie, Patriots’ cornerback(and former…

A Win For The Seahawks On Sunday, & You Can Call It A ‘Dynasty’

‘Dynasty’ is a word every sports fan is tired of.  It’s brought up soon after the trophy presentation of every championship-clinching game.  Successful players and coaches are constantly being asked if the current era with their teams are in, can be classified as more than just dominant.  They usually always deflect those questions, too.  But let’s be honest here, in today’s sports…

The Sesame Street Word Of The Day Is ‘Inflate’

OF COURSE IT IS! Ladies and gentleman, the storied franchise that is the 2015 AFC Champion New England Patriots, their coach Bill Belichick and their legendary three-time Super Bowl champion quarterback Tom Brady, have been trolled by SESAME STREET.  That’s right, Elmo and the gang just threw some serious ‘shade’ at the ‘Pat’s,’ You can’t make this…

Edelman Creates ‘Growing Pats’ Video

*Here’s some heartwarming, non-‘Deflate Gate’ Patriots news! Refreshing, right?! We know.* Most weeks Tom Brady wins Thursdays with his hilarious #TBT posts on his personal Facebook fan page.  We’ve seen candid amusement park ride pictures, his bare-all NFL Combine photo and even his college resume.  But today, the best ‘Thowback Thursday’ belongs to his favorite target, Patriots’ WR…