Sports Douche of The Week: Greg Hardy

This post deals with two firsts for The Sports Frappe. And we’re not excited about either one. The first first (is that right?) is that we’re awarding this dubious award to someone that was involved in a previous Sports Douche of The Week award last March. This proves Darwin, the Galapagos island, and finches were all…

Sports Douche Of The Week: The Dallas Cowboys

Nothing says “we won’t tolerate violence against women in this league” like picking up a perpetrator of violence against women, and then working the spin cycle all over our faces. A mere six months ago, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said domestic violence was “intolerable”. To folks like you and me, we’d consider that a stance…

Did The Cowboys Create McDonald’s’ New Ad Campaign?

McDonald’s has been pulling out all the stops in their first(of what is sure to be many) ad campaigns of 2015, in an attempt to win back casual customers and raise sales numbers that have been predominately flat across the U.S. for a few straight years.  One of their latest marketing efforts involves a commercial that has…

T.O. Given The Spur

ESPN is reporting that the Dallas Cowboys have cut wide receiver Terrell Owens from the team. Owens’ numbers dropped last season even as he created the brand of Owens divisive chaos within the team as he has done with every NFL team he has been associated with. If you were to create a T.O. drama…

Denial Of The Fittest

Welcome back to the T.O. Channel, All Selfishness…..All Of The Time. The latest saga comes after tonight’s big victory against the New York Giants in the Sunday night game. The much anticipated follow up to the soap opera/reality series that has been the Cowboys all week had everyone watching to see how the ball would…

T.O. – Why should we be surprised?

After three teams, and having the same problem with all three, most of us would start to suspect that we were the real problem. Not T.O., who is burning down the third locker room of his career. Before this season, I honestly thought that as long as Owens had Tony Romo as quarterback, that things…

Detroit Lions Surrender Roy Williams, Give News Conference In French

The NFL’s Detroit Lions have officially waved the white flag and signaled their intent to constantly stay in rebuilding mode by trading Pro Bowl Wide Receiver Roy Williams to the Dallas Cowboys. This continuing unravelling of the debacle that Matt Millen built had vocally disgruntled Williams and the 7th round pick in the 2009 draft…