Sports Douche Of The Week: The Dallas Cowboys

Nothing says “we won’t tolerate violence against women in this league” like picking up a perpetrator of violence against women, and then working the spin cycle all over our faces. A mere six months ago, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said domestic violence was “intolerable”. To folks like you and me, we’d consider that a stance…

Sports Douche Of The Week: Michael Anderson

It takes a special amount of sports douchery to revive an award that’s been laying dormant for 5 1/2 years, but then again, Michael Anderson is an extraordinarily unique kind of douche. This week Michael Anderson, coach of the Arroyo Valley High School women’s basketball team, “coached” his team to a 161 – 2 victory over Bloomington…

Sports Douche of the Week

Arland Bruce III, whose nickname is “Mr. Mature,” was fined this past week by the CFL for his excessive touchdown celebration which paid homage to the King of Pop.  I know that you’re probably expecting a crotch-grab, or a moonwalk, or maybe even a thriller-zombie move.  I mean, that is what would make most sense. …

Sports Douche of the Week

Josh Beckett. Check out this article, where Beckett claims there was “a lot of emotion” in yesterday’s game because of, you know, that recent “tragedy.” Right Beckett, as if they can’t be mad simply because you tried to hit Abreu in the head after he called timeout. The Angels are just emotionally unstable right now.…

Sports Douche of the Week

Here at the Frappe, we don’t write about tennis very often – and to be honest, I feel kinda funny blogging about this particular sport the day after the Super Bowl. But, something must be said about Novak Djokovic. During the quarterfinals of the Australian Open last week, Djokovic retired in the fourth set of…

Sports Douche of the Week

This week’s award goes hands down to Anquan Boldin.  At the end of the Arizona Cardinals biggest victory in franchise history, Boldin was so upset that he wasn’t in on the final 14 plays of the game that he refused to celebrate with his teammates and was reportedly seen leaving early via the back door.…