Selling Pizzas Full-Time Will Have To Wait- Manning To Return To Broncos For 2015

‘Better intangibles, better pedigree, Peyton Manning.’ There’s no online ordering platform, home delivery service or take-out menu for NFL teams to find successful quarterbacks, so the Denver Broncos are quite happy that Peyton Manning will be back in 2015, even though the legendary signal-caller is almost 39 years old. Peyton Manning informed Broncos team officials this…

The Best Non-Call of the Super Bowl

We know what everyone thinks was the worst decision of the Super Bowl – Pete Carroll’s decision to throw on 2nd down (everyone except for our very own Young Gun). But let’s talk about the moment before that 2nd down throw: The moment when every Patriots fan in the U.S. of A. was yelling at…

It Was Actually A Good Play Call By Carroll And The Seahawks

Listen carefully, ‘great call, terrible execution.’ Pete Caroll’s Darrell Bevell’s Russell Wilson’s(oh, who the hell knows who’s decision this was) infamous call to throw the football from the 1 yard-line with less than 30 seconds left, down four to win Super Bowl XLIX- backfired.  The football was thrown by Wilson into a window where un-drafted rookie, Patriots’ cornerback(and former…

History Always Repeats Itself

Everybody loves to play Monday Quarterback, so if you haven’t heard your cubicle neighbor pontificate about “proper play calling” for a 2nd and goal situation with 20 seconds left on the clock, then I suspect you’re the jackass doing the spouting. But if you really want to impress your coworkers today, then I suggest riding…

A Win For The Seahawks On Sunday, & You Can Call It A ‘Dynasty’

‘Dynasty’ is a word every sports fan is tired of.  It’s brought up soon after the trophy presentation of every championship-clinching game.  Successful players and coaches are constantly being asked if the current era with their teams are in, can be classified as more than just dominant.  They usually always deflect those questions, too.  But let’s be honest here, in today’s sports…

The End of Deflate-Gate: Who Should We Hate Next?

In case you were out living a life of leisure yesterday, you may have missed the fact that “The Case of the Deflated Balls” has been solved: solved by Bill Belichick, solved by HeadSmart Labs, and solved by hundreds of high school science classes across the country. (In all seriousness, it’s impressive how many people…