The Curse Buster

Who you gonna call? Theo Epstein, if you have a beloved MLB franchise that purportedly is prevented from World Series glory due to some mumbo jumbo curse. Now I know I’m waaaay ahead of things. Just because the Cubs clinched their first ever NLDS this week since playing at Wrigley Field does not mean they…

How To Sports Fan

This post will help you and your whole lineage of sports descendants after you be a better quality of sports fan. I was travelling a few weeks ago, as I’m prone to do. I was talking to a friend and our discussion took us to sports. We did what dudes do when we really want…

Sports Douche of The Week: Greg Hardy

This post deals with two firsts for The Sports Frappe. And we’re not excited about either one. The first first (is that right?) is that we’re awarding this dubious award to someone that was involved in a previous Sports Douche of The Week award last March. This proves Darwin, the Galapagos island, and finches were all…

At Least You’re Not A Nats Fan

If you DO happen to be a Nats fan, then accept my condolences. I know I’m pulling off a scab that hasn’t even finished forming. The Washington Nationals literally choked away their season this year (ala Papelbon v.Harper) by vastly under performing as the season wound down. Sophomore Noob Nationals Manager Matt Williams paid the price by…

Sports Douche Of The Week: The Dallas Cowboys

Nothing says “we won’t tolerate violence against women in this league” like picking up a perpetrator of violence against women, and then working the spin cycle all over our faces. A mere six months ago, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said domestic violence was “intolerable”. To folks like you and me, we’d consider that a stance…

Marshall Henderson:American Baller Abroad

Whether you’re talking about the legal or the basketball variety, Marshall Henderson has spent time in both types of courts. His life is an American tale of talent, failure, opportunities, constant movement, and most importantly, representing. We’ll skip the legal court side of things and just say DRUGS. What’s more compelling is the extent of the…

Big League Pitcher Lives In A Van…….

Daniel Norris (@DanielNorris18) is better than you. After all, he’s a big league pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays. He battled in the minors from 2012 until this past September when he was called up to pitch under the bright lights. He’ll continue that battle this spring, trying to break into the Blue Jay’s starting…