Real Men Don’t Pillow Fight

And the reason for that is you risk pulling something. Everyone knows that.

Evidently, Detroit Tigers player Brandon Inge never got that memo.

We are supposed to believe that he is on the 15 Day DL due to some pillow work:

It was the stupidest, most freakish thing,” Inge said Wednesday, explaining why he had just been placed on the 15-day DL with the pulled side muscle (oblique) he suffered 3 1/2 weeks ago.

“I have a 3-year-old son who sleeps in the bed with my wife and me,” Inge said. “I was trying to push the pillow down behind his head (two nights ago), and when I did … I repopped (the strained muscle).
“You take swings in baseball, and it’s not as bad as pushing a pillow down.”

I can remember my Pop telling me to never get involved with drugs or pillows.

Guess my Dad’s better than Inge’s Dad.

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