A-Rod: Hello, may I speak with Buffett?
Buffett: That’s me.
A-Rod: Hi, I’m Alex Rodriguez and you are one of the few people that has more money than I do. I left the Yankees and I feel so lonely and confused. What should I do?
Buffett: “It’s those changes in latitudes,changes in attitudes nothing remains quite the same.With all of our running and all of our cunning,If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.”
A-Rod: Aww man, did I accidentally call Jimmy Buffett?