I came across this hilarious article featured on the Canadian Press today. In true Frappe fashion, it’s hilarious because it’s supposed to be serious.
It’s chock full of A-Rodisms intended to bamboozle us into thinking he does no wrong.
The funniest part is when he attempts to go Malcolm X without us noticing. He does this while sharing his initial hardships in playing in New York:
“I banged my head against New York; New York didn’t bang me against the head.”
Sounds copy close to what the late Malcolm X once stated, “We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us.”