A Recipe For Homeruns

Secret Boston Red Sox Recipe

  • Schedule game for a Sunday with the hated Yankees
  • Play at home in your classic yard with the zillionth sellout in a row crowd
  • Marinate your club with a good pregame speech
  • Add a green Yankee pitcher named Chase Wright
  • Get in a groove. You only need 10 pitches
  • Let balls rise out of the park from 4 batters in a row
  • Sweep the Yankees out of your yard
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