Quote of the Night

Chris Rock on Late Night with David Letterman tonight:

“You know the government’s not trying to get Bin Laden. No, they’re trying to get Barry Bonds.”

“‘Cuz he broke Babe Ruth’s record. Babe Ruth didn’t play with no brothers Dave. What is more of an advantage: a pill, or racism?”

“A sport without black people ain’t a sport, it’s a game.”

“I watch SportsCenter every night and there’s some black guy climbing up the wall runnin’ in the stands snatchin’ the ball out of the stands. Babe Ruth hit the ball past second base, it was a homerun.”

“I saw a brother hit the blimp one night man.”

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