If there’s two things that don’t mix, those two things are 1) Soccer and 2) Karaoke.
This cannonball of ingredients is a recipe even Carl Spackler the groundskeeper wouldn’t mess with.
Seems like soccer player A got into an argument with teammate soccer B over karaoke, drew a golf club, and then wacked him in the leg with said golf club.
This went down while these soccer players from the Liverpool team (that’s England to you and me) were in Portugal training for a Champions League Match….whatever the heck that is.
There’s no news on whether the hurt soccer player fell down holding his leg, was carted off on a stretcher, drank some of that soccer magic water, and then came running back in miraculously to argue again or not.