It was just a matter a time until the whole steroid and baseball cocktail took down one of my childhood heroes.
I read this court transcript exposing Charlie Brown as another in an increasingly long line of juicing baseball players with shock. Where will this epidemic stop?
It seems that in order to get that one win, CB bowed to the lure of the shortcut that steroids and it’s vile relatives have to offer.
Worse yet, he rolls over on the rest of the gang ala Rafael Palmeiro with little prompting.
This admission of steroids use explains Mr. Brown’s hearing disorder that distorts sound and is widely known as “Roid Ear”.
It doesn’t really surprise this reporter that these illicit controlled substances originated from that hippie bird Woodstock. Nor is it a surprise that Peppermint Patty juiced like a fiend. That dude could hit balls a country mile.
In a Sports Frappe exclusive, we were able to secure a picture of the wild dance party that is documented in the transcript.
Where will this madness end? Did Bingo Long, or Casey At Bat also cheat?