Man, what a tough call. Every time I try to decide who has the worst NBA beard, I come up with a tie between old skool Bill Walton and today’s youngblood Pau Gasol.
Both resemble Brillo® pads after they were used on the whole litany of Thanksgiving dishes, cookware, and the car Grandma used to drive herself to your house.
I asked two crows to help me out by telling which one they’d rather nest in, but they were stumped as well.
I guess they both win. The trophy is a gold cup filled with shower drain catchings.
Throw it down Big Man!